Oh Captain My Captain (Captain America)

   This is about to hit it's 500th page view and that is awesome... So any who's ready for some Captain America? of course you are, and Cap was pretty good, I personally expected more but I am very happy with it.  It had it's moments, the action was phenomenal, the acting was pretty good, Chris Evans did a better job then I expected.  Now don't kill me Chris Evans fans because I'm a fan too but this role is different then the characters he normally plays.  He is normally a wise ass and he's damn good at it, but in this he was a humble kid from Brooklyn put into a super situation, that's not to say that he didn't throw in a few wise cracks.
    The movie looked amazing from the costume, to the shield, to recreating World War II, everything was done beautifully. Not to mention the Avenger's trailer for those who aren't too impatient and can wait until the credits are done.
    With the poo poo platter of super hero movies thrown at us in recent summers it's hard to choose the best but Cap has to be up there with Thor and Green Lantern, but I wouldn't put it in the level of the Iron Man flicks. Look, overall this is a very good movie especially if your a Captain America fan, could it have been better? Most definitely but none the less it was a good film and I give it a 7/10.

A Horrible Review(Horrible Bosses)

This one's late and short because I'd rather you read my Harry Potter post =) also comments are cool so don't be afraid to do so.

   Horrible Bosses was hilarious, and that is the only word that fits. Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie day are at he helm of this R rated comedy about killing their bosses who makes their lives miserable. Their bosses are played by Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, and Jennifer Anniston respectfully. They can't stand their bosses so they try to find a guy to kill their bosses for them, they end up finding "MotherFucker Jones" who is played by Jaime Foxx and doesn't kill their bosses for them but tries to help them by telling them how to kill them themselves. This film is filled with non-stop laughs from start to finish as well as a nicely told story and the main three guys had amazing chemistry, which made for many great jokes and situations that they were thrusted into

   So all in all definitely worth seeing if your a fan of comedy, this is one of the funniest films of the year and is up there with the  Hangover Part II. Overall I'm giving this one a 7/10.

Thank You Jo!!!

    13 years ago I was eight years old it was the first time I heard of Harry Potter, little did I know that it would have as much of an impact on my life as it did. I've grown up with these books and films that were all conjured from the mind of the genius named J.K. Rowling, who among many other things including, the second richest woman in the world, a visionary, an enthusiast of imagination, she was, is, and always will be my hero. If one day I can say I made an impact that was even a small percentage of Mrs. Rowling's Id be happy with my life.
   10 years and 8 films later and the highest grossing franchise of all time is over. After seeing the movie twice now all I can say is that it was "bloody brilliant." Everything that was needed to complete the tale of everybody's favorite boy wizard was accounted for, from the destruction of the horcruxes to the final battle between The Boy Who Lived and He Who Must Not Be Named. Not to mention the most memorable parts of the novel. From Molly's big line to the reveal of Snape's true allegiance, this movie was jam packed with action, suspense, emotion, and amazing effects. Anything you could hope for in a film and more is what was delivered in the ultimate finale Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2.
     Now maybe I'm biased, hell, I'm definitely biased, but this film was amazing from start to finish. I will never see a movie that I will be more emotionally attached to then this film. I've lived my last 2 years awaiting this final film from re-reading the entire series multiple times to checking Mugglenet.com on a daily basis, to listening to the podcasts, to obsessing day in and day out about these intricate story lines that Jo weaved so brilliantly, so finely throughout her epic tale. There will never be a series that I can connect with like the Potter series, I've tried the Percy Jackson books, I'm trying the Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, and The Sookie Stackhouse novels and nothing seems to stack up. Maybe I haven't tried hard enough or maybe I've just been through so much while following this series, either way I just want to thank Jo Rowling for the 13 years she gave me, for allowing these books to be made into films, and most importantly for making me realize that reading isn't stupid but that it's fun and that imagination lives in all of us no matter how old.
    If you haven't guessed by now I'm giving this film the first 10/10 that I have given. Biased or not my opinion of this film will never falter just like the troops who defended Hogwarts on May 2, 1998(the real time date of the Battle of Hogwarts). Now I leave you with Jo Rowling's words(paraphased) from the world premiere in London... As long as you have the books and movies to turn to Hogwarts will always be open to those who need it...

Extraterestrial Reviewing(Transformers 3)

It's been a while since my last post. Miss me? Well no need to worry I'm back with a good review of Transformer: Dark of The Moon. Now I know a lot of people don't like the Transformers movies and they got a bad name for some of the tasteless jokes and assumed racism in the second of the trilogy, but I have always been a huge fan of the Transformers franchise. Now about the racism I mentioned was that twin bots talked in ebonics critics automatically *assumed* they were African American characters and that it was tasteless of the Michael Bay project. Well here's my take Their robots, they were green and red not black, the racism comes from those critics who jump to believe that they were black characters. In today's culture hip hop is at an all time high. These bots were said to be young, and were mimicking the times and the last I checked every hip hop artist isn't black.

   Now back to the new film. If I had to explain it in one word... Epic. Why? Simple, it was all out war, some of the best action scenes I have ever seen, add 3D and it was out of this world. Michael Bay might seem like a Nazi to Megan Fox but to me he seems like a brilliant man. You see he pushed the movie up three days to a Wednesday release, also a June release. This July is jam packed with block buster and ground breaking films, from Horrible Bosses, which is becoming one of the most talked about comedies of the summer, to Captain America, or the historic and my personal weakness Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2. Transformers is the first to take off in July which is sure to be an amazing month for true movie fans.
 
   Transformers: Dark of The Moon is visually stunning, nail-biting, kick-ass action not to forget Megan Fox's insanely gorgeous replacement Rosie Huntington-Whitely makes for one good movie definitely a great way to end a good Trilogy. I give this a 7/10 only because of my biased fan hood but those who didn't like the last one will like this one better if your a casual movie goer this movie promises a good time.

127 hours later (127 Hours)

Last night I finally watched 127 Hours and all I can say is wow. Going into it I had worries about James Franco by himself for an hour and a half but I was, thankfully, proven wrong. Of all the Apatow kids I have to say Franco has become the best actor, and that's not to take anything from Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, or Jason Segal but Franco does a wide range of movies and he continues to get better as an actor. Now, back to 127 Hours, the movie takes place in a mountainous region of Utah, where James Franco purposefully tells no one exactly where he was going.  He wanted to be alone, although he does meet two girls not long after he starts his hike.  They mess around and swim for a few minutes which leads to Franco leaving them and ultimately falling down a crevice with a big rock which pancakes his arm against the wall.  Franco's character is an outdoor man and knows a lot about survival skills, this comes in handy as he is down in the hole for 127 hours before his journey comes to a conclusion. Now, this is based off a true story, which is remarkable because this is truly an incredible tale and I think everyone should give this movie a shot. I give it a 9/10...

Savvy?

Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides received fairly bad reviews across the board. Most sites thought it to be terrible. My problem with critics is they don't rate the movie on the demographic and the expectations that incorporate the following of a movie. Pirates of the Caribbean has never been about making an Oscar winning artsy film, these movies are about action and comedy and having fun at the movies. Acting wise I think everyone was great Geoffrey Rush reprised his role as Captain Barbosa and did, as always, a terrific job. Rush never disappoints and this was no exception playing Jack Sparrow's counterpart in a way. Ian McShane and Penelope Cruz played Blackbeard and his daughter respectively, marking the two new main characters in the Pirates series. Without Will Turner(Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swan(Keira Knightley) the movie needed some new characters for Captain Jack to interact with. Speaking of Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp once again was at his best as the kooky and estrange Captain of the Black Pearl. Now I may be a bit bias as Johnny Depp is my favorite actor but Captain Jack is my favorite character that he plays. There is something about him, he is hilarious and always getting into trouble but even after 4 movies you still feel like there is more to Captain Jack then he is letting on and that's why he is such a great character. He still has potential to do something truly big and if the rumors of another trilogy is true then I'm sure he will once all is said and done. I'm giving this one an 8/10 I know a lot of people will not agree with me but to be truthful this movie is good fun for friends and family and that's the best kind.

One Last "Oh Yeah!"

I just saw Pirates of The Caribbean 4 and I will be posting a blog about that but this blog is a more important matter so to speak.  Earlier today the news broke that wrestling great "Macho Man" Randy Savage passed away after having a heart attack behind the wheel of his car and crashed into a tree in Florida this morning. He was 58 years old. For those of you who don't know who Randy Savage was then you should invest in an abode above the rock you've been living under. Wrestling fan or not everyone has heard of The Macho Man. His legacy is great one of the best WWF/E Intercontinental champions of all time, one of the top schtick men in the business, for those of you who don't know what that means it means he was amazing with a microphone. Savage captivated all those who watched had the pleasure to be entertained by him. Unfortunately I am a bit too young to have seen him in his prime, on the other hand I have seen many of his matches and promos as I am a huge wrestling supporter and fan. I know a lot about the sport because, well, I grew up loving what these men did every day. Sure, you can bring up steroids and how it's all fake and all that what-have-you but the truth of the matter is... Wrestling is much more intense and real then most people realize. Is it true that it is scripted? Yes. Is it true that they don't fight as hard as they would if they "actually" wanted to hurt the other competitor? Yes. Is it true that no one gets injured? That it's easy? That any one can do it? No. To become a professional wrestler at the peak of it's popularity is not an easy feat. These men are very athletic, they train all year long and above all they never stop entertaining the fans. I use the word entertainer because that is what they are just as Actors and Professional sports players, wrestlers are entertainers, and in the existence of the business of sports entertainment there has not been many people who could entertain the way The Macho Man Randy Savage entertained. Today we lost a great performer and a man who truly loved his fans, someone who truly loved to entertain.

Rest In Peace Mach Man Randy Savage, you will be missed.

"A Long Way From The Jerk" (First Music Review!)

Personally I enjoy all types of music as long as the song sounds good. Now the new cd "Too Cool To Care" by the New Boyz is very good, maybe not a best seller or a platinum selling cd, but it is definitely worth a listen or five. With catchy songs like "Backseat Driver" or "I Don't Care" which have a dance/club vibe to them and songs like "Black Dress" and "Beautiful Dancer" which slow it down a little and show that the album has some substance too. Overall it's a very good cd with a lot of catchy hooks and amazing beats that just make you want to move. Normally these guys aren't the first people I promote but I had to write this because I have been listening to it non-stop all day and I can't stop so I'm giving this a 7/10 but as soon as I'm out of the first day obsession with the cd it'll probably be closer to a 5-6/10 but still worth a listen.

"I bloody well have a stammer"(The King's Speech

I watched the King's Speech today and I have to say it was really really good. Now I know what your thinking. Hey Chris? Why do you love every movie? Well I don't but why would I blog about something I hate? I have a new outlook on life and part of it is to stay positive, so yea for now I'm only doing movies I like unless something is terrible in which I'll have to tell people this way they don't see it.
For Example:
Cloverfield
The Hulk(2002)
The Room

most new horror remakes like Halloween, Halloween 2, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street.

So there don't say I don't hate anything, now to keep it roling, The King's Speech was good for a few reasons the most important being that Colin Firth was amazing as King George XI and Geoffrey Rush as Lionel Louge, the speech therapist, was out of this world the way these two worked together on screen was what made it worth watching and adding in minor to major costars such as Helena Bonham Carter, Timothy Spall, and Michael Gambon made it even more enjoyable because everyone really did a great job. Now for those of you who don't know who any of these people are or just some of them don't feel bad I have a ridiculous knowledge of British actors as most good ones have appeared in the Harry Potter series in which I know everything. Now I give The King's Speech a 9/10 for it's amazing story telling and of course the acting.

The Asgardian Avenger Review(Thor)

This Friday I saw Thor in 3-D I-Max.  This was my first I-Max movie since King Kong back when the Franklin Institute opened their screen in Philly.  Now back to Thor, I think that Chris Hemsworth impressed me more then I expected. After big casting like Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man and Edward Norton as The Hulk (although he is being replaced with Mark Ruffalo in the Avengers(2012)) I was hoping to see a big name as the Norse god of lightning *cough cough* Brad Pitt *cough cough*.  The idea of Norton and Pitt back together made me think of Fight Club and how amazing it could be if the two had super powers, however this was not meant to be and for good reason.  Pitt couldn't have gotten into the shape Hemsworth is in.  Thor is one of the biggest superheroes in the Marvel universe so he needed to be big and muscular and that's exactly what he was.  The thing that really made me love this movie was the way the movie was shot.  The angles that Kenneth Branagh(Gilderoy Lockhart from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) used in this film were amazing it was more then a close up here a wide screen view of action there but more artistic angles, for example transitioning into a scene where Hemsworth and Natalie Portman have a heartfelt conversation and the camera transitions in at a slanted angle and it allowed you to know something was wrong.  It was done very very well and I recommend seeing this film to anyone who enjoys big summer blockbusters and/or are super comic book fans. I give it a 7/10